19 junho 2007

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Lá pelo meio dos anos 90, com uns 12 anos, eu comprava o Homem-Aranha na banca em frente à escola e sentia meu rosto ruborizar a ponto de embaçar os óculos. Gostaria de dizer que isso acontecia por causa da ansiedade de ler as histórias, mas não era: eu ficava vermelho de vergonha de ser descoberto.
Na hora do intervalo, enquanto eu pensava em um jeito de ler a revista sem ser notado, o pessoal da minha sala se divertia fazendo uma roda e rindo das crianças que usavam roupas e tênis de marcas desconhecidas. Na época eu não sabia que isso era viadagem, então achava que o errado era eu. Acabava por passar o dia inteiro pensando no maldito gibi, resistindo bravamente em abri-lo, pelo menos até chegar em casa.

Somente durante o campeonato brasileiro as coisas eram fáceis. Como gostar de futebol era permitido, todos tinham o álbum de figurinhas, e eu não era exceção. Mas o meu álbum não era apenas um lugar para colar figurinhas, e sim um escudo perfeito para o que interessava: os quadrinhos. Era atrás daquele livro ilustrado, sob os olhares de reprovação de Toninho Cerezo, que eu conseguia ler o Aranha – mal podendo acreditar que estava fazendo aquilo em público, impunemente e à luz do dia.

Antes que alguém pergunte alguma coisa, deixa eu contar uma história rápida. Um dia, uma criança que eu não conhecia imitou o Lion gritando “Thundercats! Ôôôô!”, e os amigos, diante de tamanha afronta, acabaram por jogá-la no lixo – juro, era uma lixeira grande e azul. Pior do que o fato de na época ainda não existir coleta seletiva era o detalhe de que o sujeito devia ter uns dois anos a menos que eu.

E assim fui crescendo, passando de ano no colégio, e me formei na faculdade. E em algum momento que não consigo determinar, ler os quadrinhos deixou de ser vergonhoso. Virou cool. Na fila para alguns filmes de super-heróis que são tão ruins que nem eu tenho coragem de assistir, estão os mesmos caras que eu sabia que me jogariam no lixo se eu desse a chance.

Na faculdade, vi que meu conhecimento de quadrinhos era respeitado. E quando ainda tentava digerir isso, percebi algo ainda mais horrendo:

Atualmente, tem gente tentando se passar por nerd pra conseguir garotas!

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Ao lado de outros senhores que, tenho certeza, já sentiram medo de ir pro lixo ao menos uma vez, criei esse site para ser, além de um banco de críticas e resenhas do mundo pop, o diário de uma geração perdida. Ou talvez morrer antes dos 10 posts iniciais.

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Marcel Borges disse...

Cara, tudo a ver o que vc escreveu. Vivi as mesmas coisas!!! Na escola ninguém lia gibi, na banca perto de casa parece que só eu comprava, nunca vi niguém comprar um gibi lá ( e não era uma banca pequena, tinha variedade até). A primeira vez que troquei idéia e vi gibis na mão dos outros foi só na faculdade (publicidade). E hj quadrinhos e cultura pop (nerdisses) são mesmo Cool e não motivo de escárnio.

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Aqui no interior (João Monlevade) era pior. Tinha vergonha de ser o único da turma a não gostar de educação física, e eu e a bola sermos inimigos eternos.
Mas a total ausência de bom senso me isolou de certa forma.
Mas garotas são necessárias, pelo menos no culto a Onã.

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Quadrinhos são forma de arte: Ser nerd hoje tá na moda... é mole?

ℭacilhας, ℒa ℬatalema disse...

É companheiro…

Também sofri com preconceito contra nerds na escola – até hoje não gosto de ser chamado assim –, só não foi na década de 90. Foi na de 80.

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